Crime Time: Can't Fight the Seether

We don't think criminals are funny. We don't think the victims of misconduct and wrongdoings had it coming. We also don't get a lot of heinous crime here in our neighborhood, and for that, we are thankful. But as the SW Minneapolis Journal Crime Reports would suggest, our criminals are kinda stupid, and they're making us look bad. Not to say the guy in this crime report isn't someone we want to party with, because he is, and we do. We just won't fall asleep with our wallets open while he's chilling in our house.

The lesson here is, "Always ask your contacts if you can use them as a reference BEFORE leaving their numbers with a man that wants to have you arrested." In our best attempt to perform a public service to you all, we will now be posting these crime reports as a regular feature on the OTF blog. It's really an injustice to keep all of this stupidity to ourselves. Stay tuned for more criminals criming more crimes, and remember, kids... stay safe, and stay smart.